Come see the Comedy Cabaret on July 28th! It’s going to be one hot show!
We wanted this month’s comedians to give us a definition of a kangaroo. Here is the jumping hilarity that they came up with:
“An annoying pest that the government tries to get you to kill”
“A majestic Aussie animal which carries top secret messages for the CIA via babies and drool.”
“An Australian marsupial”
Luke Gordon Field
“A kangaroo is a mythical creature from the made up land of Australia, popularized by a number of fictional novels and films. Like the centaur or unicorn, the animal does not actually exist, but is an example of the wonders of the human imagination.”
“A T-Rex that fucked a rabbit.”
“A big stupid idiot with a pouch”
“Everyone agrees that I’m a little crazy in the head. I have a really unique way of seeing things, which is one of my strengths as a comic. So this is probably just me but when I think of a kangaroo, I think of any herbivorous marsupial of the family Macropodidae, of Australia and adjacent islands, having a small head, short forelimbs, powerful hind legs used for leaping, and a long, thick tail.”
“Kangaroo is Hannah. Hannah is Kanagroo. We are all one.”
Come see the June show. We have an excellent lineup that will leaving you howling for more!
Are comedians are so good this month that we tried to throw them a curveball. Not only did they make contact they smashed it outta of the park! Here are their answers to the question: If you were personified as a cartoon animal, what animal would you be?
“Winnie the Pooh”
“Winnie The Pooh. Because my friends are nice…..I’d get access to quality honey….AND I’D BE RICCCCHHHHHHHHHHH”
“An unsymmetrical butterfly”
“A cartoon fangtooth fish, the deepest living fish, luring unsuspecting creatures in with my pulsing bioluminescent light before tearing them to lifeless flesh chunks with my enormous, jagged jaw. Or a puppy.”
“I’d be a hippopotamus wearing a variety of interesting hats”